Reality Blurred reports that Paula Abdul has signed an extension of her contract to appear as a rambling, incoherent cheerleader on American Idol for at least three more years, although it may feel like thirty.
Regrettably, this is not a sick April Fool's joke.
Abdul released this statement:
“It is truly an honor to be a part of the AMERICAN IDOL phenomenon. As an artist myself, it is a pleasure to have a connection with each of the contestants and be able to fully support their dreams and aspirations. They truly inspire and amaze me each week. Of course, I also look forward to putting Simon in his place for years to come."
Details of her agreement, including those pleasurable connections with contestants, have not been publicized. The confused Ms. Abdul, who was caught this week looking for an Ace bandage to heal whatever ails her, apparently thinks she is a judge on Scar Search.