My husband is a little grumpy. This is a very expensive week for our household budget. My birthday was yesterday and my son’s is Saturday. One of us is turning 22 and the other . . . isn’t.
Well, I still feel 22. That was the magical age at which I finally felt comfortable in my own skin after an absurdly prolonged adolescence. Each year of my life until that point was marked by significant physical, emotional and mental changes. Each year of my life from that point forward seems like a continuation of the twenty-third year, more or less – like a plateau in my rear view mirror.
As the spoiled youngest child, my birthdays were a feast of overindulgence and guilt. Ever since my son's birth day three days after my birthday, my celebrations have always been dwarfed by and usually spent in preparation for his – and I couldn’t be happier. Ever since I was diagnosed with breast cancer twenty-nine months ago, my birthday feels like a triumph over cancer – and I couldn’t be happier. The Finn Brothers, Neil and Tim, collaborated on an album, Everyone Is Here, inspired by the death of their mother. The haunting, melancholy lyrics from their song Edible Flowers tell my story. “Everybody wants the same thing. Everybody wants the same thing, to see another birthday.”
Ages and dates and numbers are all relatively trivial, as I have learned. Cancer is a powerful clarifying agent that can put such statistics into immediate perspective, although I recommend less severe methods, such as faith and love. When my husband and I began dating, I was obsessed with the number 22. No, that was not his age. Actually, he was 21! Twenty-two are the years that separate our birthdays. I used to worry endlessly about the effects of the normal aging process on his feelings for me, but he pursued and persuaded little old neurotic me.
Conversely, my husband feels and acts like he is 50. Don’t blame me – he was a fully formed, mature, responsible man when I met him. That is why he always takes such good care of me, no matter what; why he is a loving stepfather who has helped our son become a remarkable man in his own right; why he became Vice President of his company at 24; and why he is now Senior Vice President at 26.
You see, I worried needlessly about age and the normal aging process. All my adult life I was assumed to be younger than my actual years and never really appreciated it. Then breast cancer came along, followed by chemotherapy, menopause and hormone blockers. Finally – presto, chango – I look my real age and it ain’t 22. There is no cure for cancer or aging, but love heals whatever ails me. I won't lie. Looking older is no fun but, trust me, it is better than the alternative. Every day my family and friends remind me in countless ways, without even trying, how blessed I am – and I couldn’t be happier.
So here I am, deeply grateful to celebrate another birthday and my son’s birthday and every precious, God-given day that feels like a victory. Next year, God willing, I will celebrate my 50th birthday with my adoring, amazing, almost 28-year-old husband, free of cancer and petty neuroses – and he will still be the old fart of the family.
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Saturday, August 20, 2005
Blogging the Roberts Files
Nothing to see here, Senator Schumer. Please move along.
Finally, the marine layer hovering over Orange County since April has been burned away by the famous southern California sunshine – and how do I celebrate? By spending my Saturday reading and researching legal records from the 1980s. Only for Professor Hewitt and Generalissimo Duane!
Yesterday Hugh Hewitt invited the center-right community to adopt the virtual boxes of documents reviewed or authored by Judge John Roberts during his term as Associate Counsel to the President and post the resulting analyses at their blogs. I am a blogger, not a lawyer, but I routinely translate legalese for the non-profit corporation which I have served since 1993 as a Director. Thankfully, Judge Roberts writes even the most mundane correspondence in these files in an easily accessible style.
I was assigned a folder 47 pages full of Federal appointee clearances dated between February 1, 1985 and April 30, 1985. Among these are memoranda by others that were copied to John Roberts with no other relevant documents included, mostly to report that all necessary clearances had been accomplished.
My box o’ docs reveals a conscientious attorney executing his duties with precision and thoroughness. Many candidates named in memoranda written by Roberts are unknown to me, so I performed basic Google searches and learned that a few engaged in controversial conduct after leaving their political appointments. Only the most desperate, cynical opponent of Roberts would resort to embarrassment by such flimsy association. Then again, this isn’t your parents’ Democrat Party.
On the chance that readers might be able to provide additional information, I am presenting the available data for each subject and my analysis of Roberts’ writings in chronological order. The last entry is probably the most revealing of his judicial philosophy, but if you skip ahead you will miss what is essentially the 1985 edition of Who’s Who of Republican Insiders. Some of the subjects are still involved in GOP politics and, twenty years later, are now FOGYs – Friends of George the Younger.
Appointee Name: Paul J. Coleman, Jr.
Appointment: The National Commission on Space.
Roberts’ Record: February 19, 1985 memorandum for the file.
Summary: Roberts described a February 15, 1985 telephone conversation initiated by Coleman regarding the latter’s potential conflict of interest as a consultant to Boeing. Roberts recalled advising Coleman that his consultancy could continue, referencing his earlier clearance memorandum on appointees to the Commission (not included), in which he stated that similar advice was provided to other Commission members. Roberts advised Coleman to recuse himself if Commission discussions had a discernible effect on Boeing and to seek further advice about potential conflicts as necessary.
Background: Dr. Paul J. Coleman is Professor Emeritus of space physics at UCLA and an acclaimed leader in his field. In 1986, during his term on the National Commission on Space, the Commission published a report, “Pioneering the Space Frontier: An Exciting Vision of Our Next Fifty Years In Space.” Other contributing Commissioners included Ambassador Jeane Kirkpatrick, Neil Armstrong and General Chuck Yeager.
Appointee Names: Stephen I. Danzansky, Thomas N. Tripp, Virginia S. Weinman, and Linda J. Wachner.
Appointment: The Advisory Committee for Trade Negotiations.
Roberts’ Record: February 28, 1985 memorandum for Dianna G. Holland.
Summary: Roberts concluded that no problem was presented by any of the candidates’ Personal Data Statements. He briefly listed their existing occupations, which were related to the trade area, but noted the applicable statute directed that the committee be representative of groups affected by trade policy. He described calling Mr. Danzansky, whose registration as a foreign agent ended in 1984, to alert him to a prohibition in 18 United States Code § 219 about future registration.
Background: Of the four candidates, all but Tripp were appointed to the Advisory Committee for Trade Negotiations. Weinman and her husband fund the Chair of Entrepreneurship and E-Business at the University of Hawaii College of Business Administration. Wachner, the first woman to own and operate a Fortune 500 company, was charged with SEC violations and penalized more than $1.3 million in 2004. Danzansky served in several positions under Presidents Reagan and Bush 41 before becoming the first CEO of the Mary Baker Eddy Library (Eddy founded the Christian Science Church and the Christian Science Monitor). In 1992 Rep. Henry Gonzalez charged that Danzansky was instrumental in the first so-called Iraqgate, in which Democrats such as Gonzalez and Sen. Patrick Leahy claimed that funds from Italy’s Banca Nazionale del Lavoro and the USDA’s Commodity Credit Corporation illegally funded Saddam Hussein’s purchase of WMDs. Shocking! That is, that Leahy used to believe in those imaginary WMDs, too.
Appointee Name: Maureen Reagan.
Appointment: The U.S. Delegation to the World Conference of the United Nations Decade of Women, 1985.
Roberts’ Record: March 1, 1985 memorandum for the file.
Summary: Roberts contacted Ralph Tarr, the Acting Assistant Attorney General for the Office of Legal Counsel, about a potential violation of the Anti-Nepotism Act presented by the appointment of the President’s daughter. Tarr advised him that the statute related to the act of appointment and therefore did not apply as authority for this appointment belonged with the Secretary of State.
Background: Maureen was a witty, charming, passionate, articulate spokesperson for the moderate wing of the Reagan family.
Appointee Name: Joe L. Allbritton.
Appointment: The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts Board of Trustees.
Roberts’ Record: March 12, 1985 memorandum for Dianna G. Holland.
Summary: With commensurate brevity and a hint of levity, Roberts reported that Allbritton met the only statutory requirement for the appointment – U.S. citizenship – and his Personal Data Statement revealed nothing to suggest he could not fulfill his duties.
Background: Allbritton, one of those wealthy old Republican FOGYs, retired as CEO of the Allbritton Communications Company and the Riggs National Bank, which the Justice Department is investigating for money laundering and personal use of company assets.
Appointee Name: George Cranwell Montgomery.
Appointment: Ambassador to Oman.
Roberts’ Record: March 13, 1985 memorandum for Richard A. Hauser.
Summary: Roberts concluded that the Public Financial Disclosure Report revealed no conflict of interest. He reported that Montgomery accepted interim employment with Vinson & Elkins to last until his confirmation, prompting ethics counseling by State. The next line was blacked out. Then Roberts noted that “this” presented no legal difficulties but might cause opposition to Montgomery’s nomination.
Background: Interestingly, Roberts considered a comment on what might incite opposition important enough for inclusion in an otherwise concise memo. Montgomery has a longstanding professional relationship with former Senator Howard Baker. He was the Counsel to Senate Majority Leader Baker before serving as Ambassador to Oman from 1985 until 1989 and went back to work for him again in the law firm of Baker, Donelson, Bearman, Caldwell & Berkowitz.
Appointee Name: Michael P. Castine.
Appointment: The President’s Advisory Council on Private Sector Initiatives.
Roberts’ Record: March 20, 1985 memorandum for Dianna G. Holland.
Summary: Roberts verified that he reviewed Castine’s Personal Data Statement and had no objection to his appointment. However, Roberts cited the committee’s scheduled expiration date of June 26, 1985, three months hence.
Background: Castine is President of Dover Management, an investment company. During the 2004 election campaign, he was reportedly one of Bush’s Pioneers, a fundraiser in the $100,000 range.
Appointee Name: Gerard K. O’Neill.
Appointment: The National Commission on Space.
Roberts’ Record: March 28, 1985 memorandum for Dianna G. Holland.
Summary: Roberts reviewed O’Neill’s Personal Data Statement and enumerated the statutory requirements of the Commission and its members. Considering Dr. O’Neill’s continuing position as CEO of Geostar, a corporation that developed commercial satellites, Roberts speculated that O’Neill would have business overseen by the FCC. However, he determined that the National Commission on Space was advisory, not regulatory, with an agenda broad enough to offset any prospective conflicts.
Background: Every online biography and obituary I read of O’Neill was aglow with admiration. Dr. O’Neill’s middle name was Kitchen. Mine might as well be, but enough about my obsession with panini.
Appointee Name: Mollie Faison.
Appointment: Member of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts Committee.
Roberts’ Record: April 1, 1985 memorandum for Dianna G. Holland.
Summary: In his review of the Personal Data Statement, Roberts offered no objection to her appointment but noted that Faison had not answered all of the PDS questions. In light of the position, he wrote, he assumed that she might have been sent an abbreviated form.
Background: Roberts’ dry humor might be misconstrued as contempt for the Arts and, of course, women – until the left learns that Faison is an evangelical Christian.
Appointee Name: Andrew K. Poepoe.
Appointment: Honolulu District Director, U.S. Small Business Administration.
Roberts’ Record: April 9, 1985 memorandum for Fred F. Fielding.
Summary: Fielding received a copy of a letter from Patricia Saika, Chairman of the Republican Party of Hawaii, to James C. Sanders, Administrator, U.S. Small Business Administration (included with supporting documents). Saika requested that the District Director should be patronage selected instead of a career civil service appointment and recommended Poepoe for the position. Fielding had asked if the letter was proper and Roberts checked with Joe Morris, General Counsel of OPM, who advised that he found nothing inappropriate. Roberts noted that no action was required by the White House Counsel’s Office at that time.
Background: Poepoe still serves as the Honolulu District Director.
Appointee Name: Robert Fryer.
Appointment: The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts Board of Trustees.
Roberts’ Record: April 10, 1985 memorandum for Dianna G. Holland.
Summary: In a sequel to The Joe Allbritton Story, Roberts seemed to wonder if this kind of assignment was the reason he went to Harvard Law School. Roberts again noted that the candidate was a U.S. citizen, thus satisfying the only statutory requirement for the job, and that he already advised Holland verbally that he had no objection. He warned of a potential conflict if the Kennedy Center were to stage one of Fryer’s theatrical projects and advised recusal as necessary.
Background: Fryer is now an Emeritus Trustee of the Kennedy Center, which probably means that Washington, D.C. will never see Boston Strangler: The Musical.
Appointee Name: Naomi D. Zeavin.
Appointment: Member of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts Advisory Committee.
Roberts’ Record: April 23, 1985 memorandum for Dianna G. Holland.
Summary: Based on his review of her Personal Data Statement, Roberts did not object to Zeavin’s appointment.
Background: Zeavin served on the Committee until 1992. In 1991, she directed a film that documented her return to her family's hometown of Augustow, Poland to build a memorial to its Jews.
Appointee Names as Recommended by the Speaker of the House: Lynne Cheney, Thomas Henry O’Connor, William Joseph Green, and Congressman Philip Crane.
Appointee Names as Recommended by the President pro tempore: Harry M. Lightway, Edward P. Morgan, Senator Ted Stevens, and Senator Wendell Ford.
Appointee Names as Recommended by the Chief Justice: Charles Wiggins, Cornelia Kennedy, Herbert Brownell, and O.C. Tanner.
Appointee Names as Recommended by the President: Bernard Siegan, Fred Biebel, Betty S. Murphy, Phyllis Schlafly, Ron Walker, Charles Alan Wright, and Russell Kirk.
Appointment: The Commission on the Bicentennial of the United States Constitution.
Roberts’ Record: April 25, 1985 memorandum for Fred F. Fielding.
Summary: Roberts noted difficulty with the appointment of sitting members of Congress – Crane, Stevens and Ford – due to the Incompatibility Clause of the Constitution, which limited their service to the ceremonial or advisory. He identified separation of powers concerns over the service of sitting judges but acknowledged that pursuing them became pointless when the Chief Justice was made Chairman of the Committee. He presumed Schlafly would be "obviously" controversial and that Siegan’s theory of economic liberty would be controversial to many constitutional law scholars. He cited Wright’s involvement in the “controversial” case of Tavoulareas v. Washington Post. He described his telephone call to Walker, who in 1975 was a consultant for Saudi Arabia, regarding the foreign agent prohibitions under 18 United States Code § 219 and future registration requirements.
Background: This final memo from my Box 3 folder affirms that, for two decades at least, Roberts has been concerned about the constitutional separation of powers and hyper-aware of political controversy as a potential obstacle to professional advancement. I look forward to reading analyses by other center-right bloggers to see if the pattern I have detected is consistent throughout his writings from the White House Counsel's Office.
Finally, the marine layer hovering over Orange County since April has been burned away by the famous southern California sunshine – and how do I celebrate? By spending my Saturday reading and researching legal records from the 1980s. Only for Professor Hewitt and Generalissimo Duane!
Yesterday Hugh Hewitt invited the center-right community to adopt the virtual boxes of documents reviewed or authored by Judge John Roberts during his term as Associate Counsel to the President and post the resulting analyses at their blogs. I am a blogger, not a lawyer, but I routinely translate legalese for the non-profit corporation which I have served since 1993 as a Director. Thankfully, Judge Roberts writes even the most mundane correspondence in these files in an easily accessible style.
I was assigned a folder 47 pages full of Federal appointee clearances dated between February 1, 1985 and April 30, 1985. Among these are memoranda by others that were copied to John Roberts with no other relevant documents included, mostly to report that all necessary clearances had been accomplished.
My box o’ docs reveals a conscientious attorney executing his duties with precision and thoroughness. Many candidates named in memoranda written by Roberts are unknown to me, so I performed basic Google searches and learned that a few engaged in controversial conduct after leaving their political appointments. Only the most desperate, cynical opponent of Roberts would resort to embarrassment by such flimsy association. Then again, this isn’t your parents’ Democrat Party.
On the chance that readers might be able to provide additional information, I am presenting the available data for each subject and my analysis of Roberts’ writings in chronological order. The last entry is probably the most revealing of his judicial philosophy, but if you skip ahead you will miss what is essentially the 1985 edition of Who’s Who of Republican Insiders. Some of the subjects are still involved in GOP politics and, twenty years later, are now FOGYs – Friends of George the Younger.
Appointee Name: Paul J. Coleman, Jr.
Appointment: The National Commission on Space.
Roberts’ Record: February 19, 1985 memorandum for the file.
Summary: Roberts described a February 15, 1985 telephone conversation initiated by Coleman regarding the latter’s potential conflict of interest as a consultant to Boeing. Roberts recalled advising Coleman that his consultancy could continue, referencing his earlier clearance memorandum on appointees to the Commission (not included), in which he stated that similar advice was provided to other Commission members. Roberts advised Coleman to recuse himself if Commission discussions had a discernible effect on Boeing and to seek further advice about potential conflicts as necessary.
Background: Dr. Paul J. Coleman is Professor Emeritus of space physics at UCLA and an acclaimed leader in his field. In 1986, during his term on the National Commission on Space, the Commission published a report, “Pioneering the Space Frontier: An Exciting Vision of Our Next Fifty Years In Space.” Other contributing Commissioners included Ambassador Jeane Kirkpatrick, Neil Armstrong and General Chuck Yeager.
Appointee Names: Stephen I. Danzansky, Thomas N. Tripp, Virginia S. Weinman, and Linda J. Wachner.
Appointment: The Advisory Committee for Trade Negotiations.
Roberts’ Record: February 28, 1985 memorandum for Dianna G. Holland.
Summary: Roberts concluded that no problem was presented by any of the candidates’ Personal Data Statements. He briefly listed their existing occupations, which were related to the trade area, but noted the applicable statute directed that the committee be representative of groups affected by trade policy. He described calling Mr. Danzansky, whose registration as a foreign agent ended in 1984, to alert him to a prohibition in 18 United States Code § 219 about future registration.
Background: Of the four candidates, all but Tripp were appointed to the Advisory Committee for Trade Negotiations. Weinman and her husband fund the Chair of Entrepreneurship and E-Business at the University of Hawaii College of Business Administration. Wachner, the first woman to own and operate a Fortune 500 company, was charged with SEC violations and penalized more than $1.3 million in 2004. Danzansky served in several positions under Presidents Reagan and Bush 41 before becoming the first CEO of the Mary Baker Eddy Library (Eddy founded the Christian Science Church and the Christian Science Monitor). In 1992 Rep. Henry Gonzalez charged that Danzansky was instrumental in the first so-called Iraqgate, in which Democrats such as Gonzalez and Sen. Patrick Leahy claimed that funds from Italy’s Banca Nazionale del Lavoro and the USDA’s Commodity Credit Corporation illegally funded Saddam Hussein’s purchase of WMDs. Shocking! That is, that Leahy used to believe in those imaginary WMDs, too.
Appointee Name: Maureen Reagan.
Appointment: The U.S. Delegation to the World Conference of the United Nations Decade of Women, 1985.
Roberts’ Record: March 1, 1985 memorandum for the file.
Summary: Roberts contacted Ralph Tarr, the Acting Assistant Attorney General for the Office of Legal Counsel, about a potential violation of the Anti-Nepotism Act presented by the appointment of the President’s daughter. Tarr advised him that the statute related to the act of appointment and therefore did not apply as authority for this appointment belonged with the Secretary of State.
Background: Maureen was a witty, charming, passionate, articulate spokesperson for the moderate wing of the Reagan family.
Appointee Name: Joe L. Allbritton.
Appointment: The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts Board of Trustees.
Roberts’ Record: March 12, 1985 memorandum for Dianna G. Holland.
Summary: With commensurate brevity and a hint of levity, Roberts reported that Allbritton met the only statutory requirement for the appointment – U.S. citizenship – and his Personal Data Statement revealed nothing to suggest he could not fulfill his duties.
Background: Allbritton, one of those wealthy old Republican FOGYs, retired as CEO of the Allbritton Communications Company and the Riggs National Bank, which the Justice Department is investigating for money laundering and personal use of company assets.
Appointee Name: George Cranwell Montgomery.
Appointment: Ambassador to Oman.
Roberts’ Record: March 13, 1985 memorandum for Richard A. Hauser.
Summary: Roberts concluded that the Public Financial Disclosure Report revealed no conflict of interest. He reported that Montgomery accepted interim employment with Vinson & Elkins to last until his confirmation, prompting ethics counseling by State. The next line was blacked out. Then Roberts noted that “this” presented no legal difficulties but might cause opposition to Montgomery’s nomination.
Background: Interestingly, Roberts considered a comment on what might incite opposition important enough for inclusion in an otherwise concise memo. Montgomery has a longstanding professional relationship with former Senator Howard Baker. He was the Counsel to Senate Majority Leader Baker before serving as Ambassador to Oman from 1985 until 1989 and went back to work for him again in the law firm of Baker, Donelson, Bearman, Caldwell & Berkowitz.
Appointee Name: Michael P. Castine.
Appointment: The President’s Advisory Council on Private Sector Initiatives.
Roberts’ Record: March 20, 1985 memorandum for Dianna G. Holland.
Summary: Roberts verified that he reviewed Castine’s Personal Data Statement and had no objection to his appointment. However, Roberts cited the committee’s scheduled expiration date of June 26, 1985, three months hence.
Background: Castine is President of Dover Management, an investment company. During the 2004 election campaign, he was reportedly one of Bush’s Pioneers, a fundraiser in the $100,000 range.
Appointee Name: Gerard K. O’Neill.
Appointment: The National Commission on Space.
Roberts’ Record: March 28, 1985 memorandum for Dianna G. Holland.
Summary: Roberts reviewed O’Neill’s Personal Data Statement and enumerated the statutory requirements of the Commission and its members. Considering Dr. O’Neill’s continuing position as CEO of Geostar, a corporation that developed commercial satellites, Roberts speculated that O’Neill would have business overseen by the FCC. However, he determined that the National Commission on Space was advisory, not regulatory, with an agenda broad enough to offset any prospective conflicts.
Background: Every online biography and obituary I read of O’Neill was aglow with admiration. Dr. O’Neill’s middle name was Kitchen. Mine might as well be, but enough about my obsession with panini.
Appointee Name: Mollie Faison.
Appointment: Member of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts Committee.
Roberts’ Record: April 1, 1985 memorandum for Dianna G. Holland.
Summary: In his review of the Personal Data Statement, Roberts offered no objection to her appointment but noted that Faison had not answered all of the PDS questions. In light of the position, he wrote, he assumed that she might have been sent an abbreviated form.
Background: Roberts’ dry humor might be misconstrued as contempt for the Arts and, of course, women – until the left learns that Faison is an evangelical Christian.
Appointee Name: Andrew K. Poepoe.
Appointment: Honolulu District Director, U.S. Small Business Administration.
Roberts’ Record: April 9, 1985 memorandum for Fred F. Fielding.
Summary: Fielding received a copy of a letter from Patricia Saika, Chairman of the Republican Party of Hawaii, to James C. Sanders, Administrator, U.S. Small Business Administration (included with supporting documents). Saika requested that the District Director should be patronage selected instead of a career civil service appointment and recommended Poepoe for the position. Fielding had asked if the letter was proper and Roberts checked with Joe Morris, General Counsel of OPM, who advised that he found nothing inappropriate. Roberts noted that no action was required by the White House Counsel’s Office at that time.
Background: Poepoe still serves as the Honolulu District Director.
Appointee Name: Robert Fryer.
Appointment: The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts Board of Trustees.
Roberts’ Record: April 10, 1985 memorandum for Dianna G. Holland.
Summary: In a sequel to The Joe Allbritton Story, Roberts seemed to wonder if this kind of assignment was the reason he went to Harvard Law School. Roberts again noted that the candidate was a U.S. citizen, thus satisfying the only statutory requirement for the job, and that he already advised Holland verbally that he had no objection. He warned of a potential conflict if the Kennedy Center were to stage one of Fryer’s theatrical projects and advised recusal as necessary.
Background: Fryer is now an Emeritus Trustee of the Kennedy Center, which probably means that Washington, D.C. will never see Boston Strangler: The Musical.
Appointee Name: Naomi D. Zeavin.
Appointment: Member of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts Advisory Committee.
Roberts’ Record: April 23, 1985 memorandum for Dianna G. Holland.
Summary: Based on his review of her Personal Data Statement, Roberts did not object to Zeavin’s appointment.
Background: Zeavin served on the Committee until 1992. In 1991, she directed a film that documented her return to her family's hometown of Augustow, Poland to build a memorial to its Jews.
Appointee Names as Recommended by the Speaker of the House: Lynne Cheney, Thomas Henry O’Connor, William Joseph Green, and Congressman Philip Crane.
Appointee Names as Recommended by the President pro tempore: Harry M. Lightway, Edward P. Morgan, Senator Ted Stevens, and Senator Wendell Ford.
Appointee Names as Recommended by the Chief Justice: Charles Wiggins, Cornelia Kennedy, Herbert Brownell, and O.C. Tanner.
Appointee Names as Recommended by the President: Bernard Siegan, Fred Biebel, Betty S. Murphy, Phyllis Schlafly, Ron Walker, Charles Alan Wright, and Russell Kirk.
Appointment: The Commission on the Bicentennial of the United States Constitution.
Roberts’ Record: April 25, 1985 memorandum for Fred F. Fielding.
Summary: Roberts noted difficulty with the appointment of sitting members of Congress – Crane, Stevens and Ford – due to the Incompatibility Clause of the Constitution, which limited their service to the ceremonial or advisory. He identified separation of powers concerns over the service of sitting judges but acknowledged that pursuing them became pointless when the Chief Justice was made Chairman of the Committee. He presumed Schlafly would be "obviously" controversial and that Siegan’s theory of economic liberty would be controversial to many constitutional law scholars. He cited Wright’s involvement in the “controversial” case of Tavoulareas v. Washington Post. He described his telephone call to Walker, who in 1975 was a consultant for Saudi Arabia, regarding the foreign agent prohibitions under 18 United States Code § 219 and future registration requirements.
Background: This final memo from my Box 3 folder affirms that, for two decades at least, Roberts has been concerned about the constitutional separation of powers and hyper-aware of political controversy as a potential obstacle to professional advancement. I look forward to reading analyses by other center-right bloggers to see if the pattern I have detected is consistent throughout his writings from the White House Counsel's Office.
Sunday, August 14, 2005
Forgive the Mother, But Don't Forget the Son
Twenty-two years ago, my friend J lost her only son shortly before his third birthday and her grief is so unbearable that she still cannot visit his gravesite.
Last year Cindy Sheehan lost her son, who was 24, and her grief is front-page news.
Both deaths were premature and likely avoidable.
How did J’s son die? The doctor who months earlier performed the most delicate surgery on her son’s brain later accidentally caused a stroke, which led to the pneumonia that took his life.
How did Cindy’s son die? Army Specialist Casey Sheehan chose to enlist in 2000 and was serving in Iraq as a mechanic. According to Time Magazine, he "had gone out on a voluntary mission to rescue injured soldiers when his unit was ambushed. Six other soldiers died with him.”
My friend J moved more than halfway across the United States in part to distance herself from the circumstances of her great loss. I know she felt anger and despair to a degree I have never experienced. Yet she somehow forgave her son’s doctor and never sought punishment. Recently J's mother passed away from a progressively debilitating illness, leaving J's maternal grandmother as a survivor. We discussed how painful it is to lose a child at any age.
I have lost grandparents, beloved parents, a sister, aunts, uncles and other loved ones. I have been close to dear friends stricken by their own grief. I have concluded that grieving is the most deeply personal act, and each of us mourns in a manner true to and revealing of our own character.
Cindy Sheehan has personalized her grief in the most politically punitive way. She is using her grief in a calculated effort to take down the Commander-in-Chief, without any apparent regard for the effects of her increasingly inflammatory rhetoric on the sons and daughters of America still serving in Iraq. During the 2004 presidential campaign, Mrs. Sheehan made a tearful anti-war commercial against President Bush. Recently she changed her version of the meeting she had with the President last year.
I have seen a mother's grief at close range, but I cannot testify to it. I cannot and will not second-guess Cindy Sheehan’s grief, which is compounded by the sudden loss of her son at a great distance away and in a cause with which she passionately disagreed even before his tragic death. But I do not accept that every political action she consciously decides to take springs naturally and purely from her grief.
At his press conference last week in Crawford, Texas, where Mrs. Sheehan has set up a moveable shrine to the anti-Bush movement as much as to her son, the President reaffirmed her right to speak her mind, which I have not heard anyone contest. I think those of us who disagree with Cindy Sheehan can respect her grief and still question her right to be the sole public spokesperson for her son. We have no evidence that she is a symbol representative of anyone but herself and those who subscribe to her anti-American and, if the Drudge Report is accurate today, anti-Israeli politics.
As Mohammed, one of the two Baghdad brothers who blog at Iraq the Model, wrote so eloquently in his open letter to her, Mrs. Sheehan is one of thousands of mothers who lost innocent children in Iraq. I encourage you to read his letter as a reminder why we must honor and thank Army Specialist Casey Sheehan.
Last year Cindy Sheehan lost her son, who was 24, and her grief is front-page news.
Both deaths were premature and likely avoidable.
How did J’s son die? The doctor who months earlier performed the most delicate surgery on her son’s brain later accidentally caused a stroke, which led to the pneumonia that took his life.
How did Cindy’s son die? Army Specialist Casey Sheehan chose to enlist in 2000 and was serving in Iraq as a mechanic. According to Time Magazine, he "had gone out on a voluntary mission to rescue injured soldiers when his unit was ambushed. Six other soldiers died with him.”
My friend J moved more than halfway across the United States in part to distance herself from the circumstances of her great loss. I know she felt anger and despair to a degree I have never experienced. Yet she somehow forgave her son’s doctor and never sought punishment. Recently J's mother passed away from a progressively debilitating illness, leaving J's maternal grandmother as a survivor. We discussed how painful it is to lose a child at any age.
I have lost grandparents, beloved parents, a sister, aunts, uncles and other loved ones. I have been close to dear friends stricken by their own grief. I have concluded that grieving is the most deeply personal act, and each of us mourns in a manner true to and revealing of our own character.
Cindy Sheehan has personalized her grief in the most politically punitive way. She is using her grief in a calculated effort to take down the Commander-in-Chief, without any apparent regard for the effects of her increasingly inflammatory rhetoric on the sons and daughters of America still serving in Iraq. During the 2004 presidential campaign, Mrs. Sheehan made a tearful anti-war commercial against President Bush. Recently she changed her version of the meeting she had with the President last year.
I have seen a mother's grief at close range, but I cannot testify to it. I cannot and will not second-guess Cindy Sheehan’s grief, which is compounded by the sudden loss of her son at a great distance away and in a cause with which she passionately disagreed even before his tragic death. But I do not accept that every political action she consciously decides to take springs naturally and purely from her grief.
At his press conference last week in Crawford, Texas, where Mrs. Sheehan has set up a moveable shrine to the anti-Bush movement as much as to her son, the President reaffirmed her right to speak her mind, which I have not heard anyone contest. I think those of us who disagree with Cindy Sheehan can respect her grief and still question her right to be the sole public spokesperson for her son. We have no evidence that she is a symbol representative of anyone but herself and those who subscribe to her anti-American and, if the Drudge Report is accurate today, anti-Israeli politics.
As Mohammed, one of the two Baghdad brothers who blog at Iraq the Model, wrote so eloquently in his open letter to her, Mrs. Sheehan is one of thousands of mothers who lost innocent children in Iraq. I encourage you to read his letter as a reminder why we must honor and thank Army Specialist Casey Sheehan.
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Long Time No Blog
No Sleep, No Good
The impatient, paw-tapping cat in the upper left corner is the perfect symbol of my life throughout the seven months that she has been watching over my blog.
I am just your typical baby boomer wife of a young, juicy husband who is on a career fast track; coddler and confidante of a college student son; sister and best friend to a live-in handicapped brother; full-time job-holder; frazzled manager of a busy household including two spoiled, demanding pets; occasional friend to some wonderful, understanding women; breast cancer patient dealing with premature menopause; low thyroid sufferer fighting a losing battle with weight loss; and, a once-in-a-blue-moon blogger.
You know, a walking cliché.
After a good night’s sleep, I can approximate a functional, modern woman. Mush-minded as I have been lately, I can still calculate exactly how many of those restful nights I logged between January and June 2005. One. Uno. Ein. Eek!
Our wonder cat Tigerlily (not pictured to the left) has always been finicky about her food, water and cat box, prompting us to buy all kinds of superfluous devices, including one that cycles her water from the bowl at the bottom and up through a curved lip at the top to create a constant fountain effect. The net result: a happy cat, at least until a hair or piece of her food drops into the bowl and then her water emergency is our water emergency – because our master bedroom is her master bedroom.
In mid-January, right around her 12th birthday in people years, she became a thirsty, nocturnal complainer. A crusty brown buildup developed at the corners of her newly cloudy eyes. She also leaked mucus-like goop into her perpetual drinking fountain.
She began to wake us up once a night. Then twice. Then every two or three hours every single night.
The vet said she probably had conjunctivitis but he also recommended feline leukemia and virus tests, plus the Myers-Briggs personality test. After one week of eye drops and antibiotics, she would wake us up only twice a night. Then right back to every two or three hours.
All too soon the crusty brown buildup and mucus-like goop returned.
The vet said the conjunctivitis was back but she needed diabetes and low thyroid tests, plus the Stanford-Binet IQ test. After one week of the same eye drops and a different antibiotic, she was back to her wakeful ways.
When the vet returned from the fancy vacation we paid for, I asked him if I could give her Benadryl to help her (us) sleep. I remembered that my very first cat, Jay Catsby, had motion sickness and our vet at the time prescribed Benadryl, which helped him sleep through car trips. And, yes, I am still a fan of F. Scott Fitzgerald.
This vet said, “No, no, no! I think she is a very sick cat. We need to test her for kidney failure.”
But, Doc, her kidneys are functioning so well that we had to buy a second cat box. My family has lost four cats to kidney failure by the age of 12 and I know the symptoms. We put Tigerlily on a special diet four years ago to prevent kidney failure. This is different.
By now Tigerlily was back to her sleeplessness phase and I was in the crying jag phase due to exhaustion, frustration, fear and of course menopause. You see, Tigerlily is one of three cats that have held special, irreplaceable places in our hearts and in our family.
Jay Catsby died of kidney failure as my father was losing his battle with multiple myeloma, cancer of the bone marrow.
Thomas O’Malley the Cat from the Alley died of kidney failure as my mother was losing her own battle with kidney failure.
I am battling breast cancer.
I would look into my cat’s sickly eyes, staring back at me in a constant plea for help. “Okay, Tigers,” I told her without a shred of confidence. “We’re going to break this cycle together.”
I heard Dennis Prager’s voice offering his listeners a hypothetical dilemma. You have a child and you have a beloved pet. Both are drowning. Which do you save?
No question about it, my child. But, Dennis, I have a different dilemma. I have to choose between my beloved pet and myself.
I heard my husband’s voice asking me, “Why won’t you save yourself? I love Tigerlily, too, but I see what this is doing to you. I need you.”
Sweetie, you are right. But I cannot have her put to sleep until I know I have done all I can.
The next time I was at the vet’s office, I took home a brochure on euthanasia. Nothing changed – except that I stopped jumping out of bed every time she cried. Being bone weary has its advantages.
So my clarity was gone. My short-term memory was fried. I could not write a coherent paragraph, but I could still Google. I did every kind of Boolean search I could think of on Tigerlily’s symptoms. Finally I typed in the magic phrase: chronic conjunctivitis.
Apparently, my poor cat was suffering from a strain of the herpes virus that replicates itself over and over at increasing harm to her health. Apparently, my rich vet did not know – for I am certain he would have told me – that this virus can be stopped with two doses per day of L-Lysine, which is an over-the-counter supplement available at any drugstore. In fact, I found a huge jar of pharmaceutical grade L-Lysine in powdered form at my favorite health food store for less than $15.
Within two days Tigerlily was sleeping the whole night through, every single night.
Shortly thereafter, I learned of another OTC pill to maximize the amazing supplement I am taking to prevent a recurrence of my breast cancer (more on that very soon).
Tigerlily, I think we just might break this cycle together. Good night, girl.
The impatient, paw-tapping cat in the upper left corner is the perfect symbol of my life throughout the seven months that she has been watching over my blog.
I am just your typical baby boomer wife of a young, juicy husband who is on a career fast track; coddler and confidante of a college student son; sister and best friend to a live-in handicapped brother; full-time job-holder; frazzled manager of a busy household including two spoiled, demanding pets; occasional friend to some wonderful, understanding women; breast cancer patient dealing with premature menopause; low thyroid sufferer fighting a losing battle with weight loss; and, a once-in-a-blue-moon blogger.
You know, a walking cliché.
After a good night’s sleep, I can approximate a functional, modern woman. Mush-minded as I have been lately, I can still calculate exactly how many of those restful nights I logged between January and June 2005. One. Uno. Ein. Eek!
Our wonder cat Tigerlily (not pictured to the left) has always been finicky about her food, water and cat box, prompting us to buy all kinds of superfluous devices, including one that cycles her water from the bowl at the bottom and up through a curved lip at the top to create a constant fountain effect. The net result: a happy cat, at least until a hair or piece of her food drops into the bowl and then her water emergency is our water emergency – because our master bedroom is her master bedroom.
In mid-January, right around her 12th birthday in people years, she became a thirsty, nocturnal complainer. A crusty brown buildup developed at the corners of her newly cloudy eyes. She also leaked mucus-like goop into her perpetual drinking fountain.
She began to wake us up once a night. Then twice. Then every two or three hours every single night.
The vet said she probably had conjunctivitis but he also recommended feline leukemia and virus tests, plus the Myers-Briggs personality test. After one week of eye drops and antibiotics, she would wake us up only twice a night. Then right back to every two or three hours.
All too soon the crusty brown buildup and mucus-like goop returned.
The vet said the conjunctivitis was back but she needed diabetes and low thyroid tests, plus the Stanford-Binet IQ test. After one week of the same eye drops and a different antibiotic, she was back to her wakeful ways.
When the vet returned from the fancy vacation we paid for, I asked him if I could give her Benadryl to help her (us) sleep. I remembered that my very first cat, Jay Catsby, had motion sickness and our vet at the time prescribed Benadryl, which helped him sleep through car trips. And, yes, I am still a fan of F. Scott Fitzgerald.
This vet said, “No, no, no! I think she is a very sick cat. We need to test her for kidney failure.”
But, Doc, her kidneys are functioning so well that we had to buy a second cat box. My family has lost four cats to kidney failure by the age of 12 and I know the symptoms. We put Tigerlily on a special diet four years ago to prevent kidney failure. This is different.
By now Tigerlily was back to her sleeplessness phase and I was in the crying jag phase due to exhaustion, frustration, fear and of course menopause. You see, Tigerlily is one of three cats that have held special, irreplaceable places in our hearts and in our family.
Jay Catsby died of kidney failure as my father was losing his battle with multiple myeloma, cancer of the bone marrow.
Thomas O’Malley the Cat from the Alley died of kidney failure as my mother was losing her own battle with kidney failure.
I am battling breast cancer.
I would look into my cat’s sickly eyes, staring back at me in a constant plea for help. “Okay, Tigers,” I told her without a shred of confidence. “We’re going to break this cycle together.”
I heard Dennis Prager’s voice offering his listeners a hypothetical dilemma. You have a child and you have a beloved pet. Both are drowning. Which do you save?
No question about it, my child. But, Dennis, I have a different dilemma. I have to choose between my beloved pet and myself.
I heard my husband’s voice asking me, “Why won’t you save yourself? I love Tigerlily, too, but I see what this is doing to you. I need you.”
Sweetie, you are right. But I cannot have her put to sleep until I know I have done all I can.
The next time I was at the vet’s office, I took home a brochure on euthanasia. Nothing changed – except that I stopped jumping out of bed every time she cried. Being bone weary has its advantages.
So my clarity was gone. My short-term memory was fried. I could not write a coherent paragraph, but I could still Google. I did every kind of Boolean search I could think of on Tigerlily’s symptoms. Finally I typed in the magic phrase: chronic conjunctivitis.
Apparently, my poor cat was suffering from a strain of the herpes virus that replicates itself over and over at increasing harm to her health. Apparently, my rich vet did not know – for I am certain he would have told me – that this virus can be stopped with two doses per day of L-Lysine, which is an over-the-counter supplement available at any drugstore. In fact, I found a huge jar of pharmaceutical grade L-Lysine in powdered form at my favorite health food store for less than $15.
Within two days Tigerlily was sleeping the whole night through, every single night.
Shortly thereafter, I learned of another OTC pill to maximize the amazing supplement I am taking to prevent a recurrence of my breast cancer (more on that very soon).
Tigerlily, I think we just might break this cycle together. Good night, girl.
Saturday, July 23, 2005
It Was Walt's World
And Not a Small World, After All
The lasting legacy of Walt Disney is his timeless insight into the imagination of children coupled with a gift for awakening the child in the rest of us. His idealized vision of childhood and Americana still resonates with kids of all ages worldwide. This week marked the 50th anniversary of Disneyland, a marvelous invention – not just an amusement park but a theme park – that revolutionized the art of entertainment just as Walt’s innovative contributions to film did decades earlier.
As a southern California baby boomer, I grew up taking the genius of Walt Disney for granted. Disneyland defined our landscape – like the ocean, the Santa Ana winds, the freeways - and became a cultural reference point even for those who have never visited. Too often I have heard that Las Vegas is the Disneyland for adults, but that may be the worst analogy of all. Las Vegas is a busy, eye-catching façade built on unrepentant corruption and vice. Disneyland is a storybook dream come true that respects the innocence of children.
Although I was not alive for the opening, I have been blessed to live always within easy driving distance of Disneyland and its cross-county rival, Knott’s Berry Farm. Shortly before my 8th birthday, we moved to the town that became our family headquarters for the next 25 years, located just five miles from Disneyland. As the youngest child by far of middle-aged parents who had long since expended all their interest in kid-centered activities, we went too infrequently during my early years to satisfy my appetite for fun.
Every summer evening my childhood chums and I could see and hear its aerial fireworks display right before bedtime, ensuring vivid dreams of cartoon characters and impatient demands to go to Dizzyland. Inside the park, the pyrotechnics were preceded by Tinker Bell’s flight across Fantasyland and climaxed with a musical grand finale. Outside the fireworks were a powerful advertisement imprinted on the consciousness of all who wished upon the colorful stars.
My fondest memory from Disneyland’s first decade was of the Flying Saucers, which didn’t fly as much as they bounced like a bumper car. I think there was a height or weight requirement to ride solo and the saucers were gone before I qualified.
To reflect the rapid developments of the space age, the Rocket to the Moon was reborn as the Flight to the Moon during the Apollo phase of NASA. Your seats would inflate and deflate to simulate blastoff and re-entry.
Walt Disney had a forward-looking World’s Fair sensibility that was most evident in the original phases of Tomorrowland and still lives on at EPCOT in Walt Disney World. The Carousel of Progress was a cool refuge on sweaty, crowded days and free with park admission. Once settled into the theatre seats, the audience was rotated around a stage in increments, stopping long enough to view each scene depicting a typical American home through a series of 20th century improvements. Like most Disney music, the Carousel’s theme song became a classic: There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow, shining at the start of every day.
At the opposite end of Tomorrowland sat the ultra-modern House of the Future, Walt Disney’s architectural prediction that never materialized.
Until 1982 most attractions required lettered tickets from A for the least popular through E for the most desirable. On a normal one-day visit, invariably you would quickly run out of E tickets and take home unused A and B tickets. If you had a Magic Kingdom Club Card, offered by many employers in Orange County as a standard perk, you could purchase a book of Magic Key tickets, which were good on any ride. In the post-ticket era the Disney club card offered significant savings on increasingly prohibitive, all-inclusive prices for daily passports, multi-visit passports and the locally popular annual passports. The employee club card was discontinued in the late 1990s.
The year I turned ten, my folks’ best friends moved into our area along with their bossy, bratty daughter M. Sometimes our moms would take us to Disneyland and leave us mostly to our own devices between meals. M liked to ride the Skyway to Tomorrowland, now relegated to yesterday, and spit ice at the pedestrians below.
Or she would break silent but deadly wind on the Submarine Voyage, another sunken treasure of the past.
The Autopia had two side-by-side, overlapping locations in Fantasyland (now closed) and Tomorrowland. Autopia simulates a race track and, except for the guide rail that keeps you centered within your own lane, you can pretend you are a real driver at any age – that is, if you meet the height requirement. Practically everyone tailgated and rammed the car ahead, but not I, the quintessential goody goody. So M would insist on following me just to push me into other cars.
M had some redeeming qualities. She loved her own horse and was always kind to animals. I recall riding on the pack mules over and over, which I thought was a dreadful waste of precious E tickets.
That attraction disappeared from Adventureland in the 1970s to make room for Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.
I entered middle school at age 11 where I established healthier friendships, some that still endure. Finally we were old enough to attend amusement parks without parental supervision, although I recall fondly a rainy summer’s day at Disneyland with D and her mother, who is still a delightful companion at age 92. Disneyland became a familiar haunt but remained such a special experience that I would lose sleep in anticipation. It was and, I believe, still is a safe place for teenagers and pre-teens to socialize.
During this period two new attractions were introduced, the last reputedly to be Imagineered by Walt: the Pirates of the Caribbean and the Haunted Mansion. Don’t judge these rides by the movies they inspired. For a decade or so, they were two of the hottest E tickets around. Pirates is a boat ride featuring two splash-inducing drops that were a novel thrill before the advent of water parks in the 1980s. Overlooking the darkened waters of the Disney-fied Caribbean is the park’s finest, most in-demand restaurant, the Blue Bayou.
The special effects of the Haunted Mansion are still impressive, especially the holographic ghosts that hitch a ride on your doom buggy, but only moderately spooky.
The most frightening rides were found in the area created for younger children, Fantasyland. On Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, you collided with a train and then suddenly you were in hell.
Seriously!
Snow White’s Adventures was so scary that they printed a warning on C tickets.
Alice in Wonderland was a psychedelic freak show that presaged the Summer of Love.
The Jungle River Cruise is a classic, most notably for the corny schtick that the pilots always deliver, which I can attest has not changed substantially over 40 years.
Teenagers especially frequented Monsanto’s Adventures Thru Inner Space that simulated miniaturization. After boarding an atomobile, we would ride to the wrong end of a microscope against the backdrop of an intergalactic light show.
But my favorite was the Matterhorn, the closest thing to a Disneyland roller coaster until Space Mountain debuted in 1977. Compared to the screamers you can find at Knott’s Berry Farm or Magic Mountain, the ride is pretty mild but still plenty wild for a wimp like me. The Matterhorn is one of the few California rides that was not replicated at Walt Disney World, which I never understood. If the Disney planners thought that an Alpine attraction would seem incongruous in Florida, obviously they changed their minds when they added the Blizzard Beach water park.
The long lines on either side of the Matterhorn were the absolute best spot to flirt with boys. Plus, you could hear the live music emanating from the Coca Cola Terrace – not the socially conscious rock of the era, but the Up with People/Mike Curb Congregation variety.
Speaking of music, my high school pal P had an uncle in the industry who somehow got us free admission into Disneyland whenever we wanted. P developed a crush on Rod Miller, the ragtime pianist who still plays at the Coca Cola Corner on Main Street, and we became regular, Coke-swilling nuisances. Nothing ever came of her rapt adoration and this sedentary phase began to kill my romance with the Magic Kingdom.
When did love die? Later in high school my dear friend J and I meticulously plotted a one-day visit that would encompass all the park’s rides. We started quite early and were completely bored by mid-morning. We abandoned our ambitious agenda and instead noshed at nearly every restaurant and food stand. My favorite was the Carnation Ice Cream Parlor, one of the few with table service, and the only one with the Black and White Sundae: one scoop of coffee ice cream with hot fudge, one scoop of chocolate with marshmallow sauce, whipped cream, nuts and a cherry.
Disneyland had become too familiar, too passé, and too creatively stagnant during the Walt-less 1970s, while the corporate focus obviously was on Walt Disney World. Meanwhile Knott’s Berry Farm underwent an expansive renovation and became our new favorite until my circle o’ friends graduated from high school and scattered.
College and working to pay for college shifted my priorities. My sister’s boys B and C were finally old enough to enjoy the regional amusement parks: Disneyland, Knott’s Berry Farm, Magic Mountain, Sea World, the San Diego Zoo, and the now defunct Lion Country Safari and Marineland. I was developing new maternal feelings and my nephews’ wide-eyed pleasure in every adventure was magical for me. The four of us spent the summer of 1977 driving around the country through 29 states and the District of Columbia. Our road trip included a stay with relatives in Clearwater, Florida, and a day at Walt Disney World where we were introduced to Space Mountain, which opened in California later that summer. B, the older nephew, was so excited that he wet his pants and my lap on the ride.
In June 1969, when my sister Donna was quite visibly pregnant with B, we had made a family visit to Disneyland with our brothers, of whom one was home on leave from the Navy to get married. Pregnant women were discouraged from going on the rougher rides. After a long wait for the Autopia, finally we reached the turnstile at the end of the line. The young attendant stopped my sister and asked, “Ma’am, are you pregnant?”
“I hope not!” Donna replied with a convincing look of shock. “My husband’s been in Vietnam for a year.” She boarded her car unimpeded.
Some people assume that southern Californians run into celebrities all the time – and occasionally we do, especially in the pursuit of recreation. I remember once we were standing in another winding line for one of the more juvenile rides in Fantasyland behind actor Ned Beatty and what appeared to be his family. My nephews recognized him as Lex Luthor’s bumbling henchman in the movie Superman (the Christopher Reeve version) and shouted, “Stupid Otis!” Some people began to hum the famous dueling banjoes theme from the infamous Deliverance, in which his role was most definitely not family-friendly. One obnoxious man, surrounded by children himself, kept repeating, “You shore got a purty mouth.” Poor Mr. Beatty looked unamused.
My son Chris was born in 1983 and I first took him to Disneyland during the Christmas season when he was two. After my marriage to his father ended the year before, we moved into my parents’ house just steps from the corner with an unobstructed view of the summer fireworks display. Another great vantage point was the McDonald’s across the street from the entrance where you can savor the full flavor of the explosions and musical accompaniment along with your Happy Meal. Perhaps it is just my sappy, sentimental streak, but Disneyland always seemed extra-magical at night or dressed up for the holidays.
New attractions had been added and I was looking at the old familiar places with fresh eyes. I could see all the fine detail and extreme care in Walt Disney’s handiwork. He understood the importance of staging an authentic scene and I believe his exhaustive production values set Disneyland above most amusement parks where the payoff is a short-lived thrill. I especially appreciated that Disneyland has always been clean, safe family fun. The Magic Kingdom has never had crowd control problems or gang-related disruptions like the others. By clean, I mean sparkling.
When Chris was nine, I started buying annual passes via my employee discount and usually just the two of us went. At first Toontown was the perfect-sized playground but he quickly outgrew it. Roger Rabbit’s CarToon Spin is like the Mad Tea Party in that you can control the spinning motion but, despite the funhouse effects, it is not anywhere near as nauseating.
The Indiana Jones Adventure is a marvel of high-tech engineering and traditional Disney Imagineering. Three slightly different tracks route you past creepy crawlies and dangerous predicaments to a thrilling conclusion.
Sometimes simplicity is best. We adored Tom Sawyer’s Island, where we could run and hide, climb rocks, explore the caves, cross the tricky suspension and pontoon bridges, and play cowboy-and-Indian in the fort.
Food remained an integral part of the entertainment. For a quick meal, we preferred the popcorn shrimp at the Harbour Galley across from Tom Sawyer's Island, which has since become a McDonald's stand. Alas, more proof that Charles Darwin and Michael Eisner were wrong.
By his 14th birthday, Chris came to prefer water parks with a good friend to Mickey Mouse with his mom. During those years, we did visit Florida a few times and really enjoyed Walt Disney World, specifically EPCOT and Typhoon Lagoon. At Disneyland Resort in California, the hours of operation are longer and the Magic Kingdom here has more rides and attractions.
We were heartened to hear of plans to add an EPCOT type park to the Disneyland Resort. Instead of WESTCOT, the Eisner brain trust selected Disney’s California Adventure, featuring prefabricated rides depicting the history and geography of California. By every standard of creative and financial success, DCA is a flop.
The reason Walt Disney bought up so much property in Florida was that he coveted some desirable farmland located half a block from Disneyland. Mr. Fujishige, the owner of the farm, always flatly refused to consider selling, but his family sold it to Disney in a heartbeat after he passed away several years ago. Reportedly Michael Eisner had plans to open a water park and/or Winnie the Pooh theme park there that were mothballed after the post-9/11 plunge in tourism.
FastPass, a 21st century innovation, is a true timesaver on high-traffic rides in the Magic Kingdom. First you check in to receive your hour-long appointment. Then you return during that hour to a short line that leads swiftly to your ride.
My brother Richard lives with us and is deaf. Disneyland hosts an annual day to honor the deaf community and this year was the first time that we attended since Luis and I married. Chris is now 21 and the cycle has begun anew – although, please God, no grandchildren until he is ready. We all rediscovered the magic together and likely will get annual passes again soon.
Whether you come for a once-in-a-lifetime memory or become a regular Disneymaniac, you owe to your inner child and your family the original Walt Disney theme park experience. You better start saving your money, though. Feel free to contact me for additional recommendations.
The lasting legacy of Walt Disney is his timeless insight into the imagination of children coupled with a gift for awakening the child in the rest of us. His idealized vision of childhood and Americana still resonates with kids of all ages worldwide. This week marked the 50th anniversary of Disneyland, a marvelous invention – not just an amusement park but a theme park – that revolutionized the art of entertainment just as Walt’s innovative contributions to film did decades earlier.
As a southern California baby boomer, I grew up taking the genius of Walt Disney for granted. Disneyland defined our landscape – like the ocean, the Santa Ana winds, the freeways - and became a cultural reference point even for those who have never visited. Too often I have heard that Las Vegas is the Disneyland for adults, but that may be the worst analogy of all. Las Vegas is a busy, eye-catching façade built on unrepentant corruption and vice. Disneyland is a storybook dream come true that respects the innocence of children.
Although I was not alive for the opening, I have been blessed to live always within easy driving distance of Disneyland and its cross-county rival, Knott’s Berry Farm. Shortly before my 8th birthday, we moved to the town that became our family headquarters for the next 25 years, located just five miles from Disneyland. As the youngest child by far of middle-aged parents who had long since expended all their interest in kid-centered activities, we went too infrequently during my early years to satisfy my appetite for fun.
Every summer evening my childhood chums and I could see and hear its aerial fireworks display right before bedtime, ensuring vivid dreams of cartoon characters and impatient demands to go to Dizzyland. Inside the park, the pyrotechnics were preceded by Tinker Bell’s flight across Fantasyland and climaxed with a musical grand finale. Outside the fireworks were a powerful advertisement imprinted on the consciousness of all who wished upon the colorful stars.
My fondest memory from Disneyland’s first decade was of the Flying Saucers, which didn’t fly as much as they bounced like a bumper car. I think there was a height or weight requirement to ride solo and the saucers were gone before I qualified.
To reflect the rapid developments of the space age, the Rocket to the Moon was reborn as the Flight to the Moon during the Apollo phase of NASA. Your seats would inflate and deflate to simulate blastoff and re-entry.
Walt Disney had a forward-looking World’s Fair sensibility that was most evident in the original phases of Tomorrowland and still lives on at EPCOT in Walt Disney World. The Carousel of Progress was a cool refuge on sweaty, crowded days and free with park admission. Once settled into the theatre seats, the audience was rotated around a stage in increments, stopping long enough to view each scene depicting a typical American home through a series of 20th century improvements. Like most Disney music, the Carousel’s theme song became a classic: There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow, shining at the start of every day.
At the opposite end of Tomorrowland sat the ultra-modern House of the Future, Walt Disney’s architectural prediction that never materialized.
Until 1982 most attractions required lettered tickets from A for the least popular through E for the most desirable. On a normal one-day visit, invariably you would quickly run out of E tickets and take home unused A and B tickets. If you had a Magic Kingdom Club Card, offered by many employers in Orange County as a standard perk, you could purchase a book of Magic Key tickets, which were good on any ride. In the post-ticket era the Disney club card offered significant savings on increasingly prohibitive, all-inclusive prices for daily passports, multi-visit passports and the locally popular annual passports. The employee club card was discontinued in the late 1990s.
The year I turned ten, my folks’ best friends moved into our area along with their bossy, bratty daughter M. Sometimes our moms would take us to Disneyland and leave us mostly to our own devices between meals. M liked to ride the Skyway to Tomorrowland, now relegated to yesterday, and spit ice at the pedestrians below.
Or she would break silent but deadly wind on the Submarine Voyage, another sunken treasure of the past.
The Autopia had two side-by-side, overlapping locations in Fantasyland (now closed) and Tomorrowland. Autopia simulates a race track and, except for the guide rail that keeps you centered within your own lane, you can pretend you are a real driver at any age – that is, if you meet the height requirement. Practically everyone tailgated and rammed the car ahead, but not I, the quintessential goody goody. So M would insist on following me just to push me into other cars.
M had some redeeming qualities. She loved her own horse and was always kind to animals. I recall riding on the pack mules over and over, which I thought was a dreadful waste of precious E tickets.
That attraction disappeared from Adventureland in the 1970s to make room for Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.
I entered middle school at age 11 where I established healthier friendships, some that still endure. Finally we were old enough to attend amusement parks without parental supervision, although I recall fondly a rainy summer’s day at Disneyland with D and her mother, who is still a delightful companion at age 92. Disneyland became a familiar haunt but remained such a special experience that I would lose sleep in anticipation. It was and, I believe, still is a safe place for teenagers and pre-teens to socialize.
During this period two new attractions were introduced, the last reputedly to be Imagineered by Walt: the Pirates of the Caribbean and the Haunted Mansion. Don’t judge these rides by the movies they inspired. For a decade or so, they were two of the hottest E tickets around. Pirates is a boat ride featuring two splash-inducing drops that were a novel thrill before the advent of water parks in the 1980s. Overlooking the darkened waters of the Disney-fied Caribbean is the park’s finest, most in-demand restaurant, the Blue Bayou.
The special effects of the Haunted Mansion are still impressive, especially the holographic ghosts that hitch a ride on your doom buggy, but only moderately spooky.
The most frightening rides were found in the area created for younger children, Fantasyland. On Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, you collided with a train and then suddenly you were in hell.
Seriously!
Snow White’s Adventures was so scary that they printed a warning on C tickets.
Alice in Wonderland was a psychedelic freak show that presaged the Summer of Love.
The Jungle River Cruise is a classic, most notably for the corny schtick that the pilots always deliver, which I can attest has not changed substantially over 40 years.
Teenagers especially frequented Monsanto’s Adventures Thru Inner Space that simulated miniaturization. After boarding an atomobile, we would ride to the wrong end of a microscope against the backdrop of an intergalactic light show.
But my favorite was the Matterhorn, the closest thing to a Disneyland roller coaster until Space Mountain debuted in 1977. Compared to the screamers you can find at Knott’s Berry Farm or Magic Mountain, the ride is pretty mild but still plenty wild for a wimp like me. The Matterhorn is one of the few California rides that was not replicated at Walt Disney World, which I never understood. If the Disney planners thought that an Alpine attraction would seem incongruous in Florida, obviously they changed their minds when they added the Blizzard Beach water park.
The long lines on either side of the Matterhorn were the absolute best spot to flirt with boys. Plus, you could hear the live music emanating from the Coca Cola Terrace – not the socially conscious rock of the era, but the Up with People/Mike Curb Congregation variety.
Speaking of music, my high school pal P had an uncle in the industry who somehow got us free admission into Disneyland whenever we wanted. P developed a crush on Rod Miller, the ragtime pianist who still plays at the Coca Cola Corner on Main Street, and we became regular, Coke-swilling nuisances. Nothing ever came of her rapt adoration and this sedentary phase began to kill my romance with the Magic Kingdom.
When did love die? Later in high school my dear friend J and I meticulously plotted a one-day visit that would encompass all the park’s rides. We started quite early and were completely bored by mid-morning. We abandoned our ambitious agenda and instead noshed at nearly every restaurant and food stand. My favorite was the Carnation Ice Cream Parlor, one of the few with table service, and the only one with the Black and White Sundae: one scoop of coffee ice cream with hot fudge, one scoop of chocolate with marshmallow sauce, whipped cream, nuts and a cherry.
Disneyland had become too familiar, too passé, and too creatively stagnant during the Walt-less 1970s, while the corporate focus obviously was on Walt Disney World. Meanwhile Knott’s Berry Farm underwent an expansive renovation and became our new favorite until my circle o’ friends graduated from high school and scattered.
College and working to pay for college shifted my priorities. My sister’s boys B and C were finally old enough to enjoy the regional amusement parks: Disneyland, Knott’s Berry Farm, Magic Mountain, Sea World, the San Diego Zoo, and the now defunct Lion Country Safari and Marineland. I was developing new maternal feelings and my nephews’ wide-eyed pleasure in every adventure was magical for me. The four of us spent the summer of 1977 driving around the country through 29 states and the District of Columbia. Our road trip included a stay with relatives in Clearwater, Florida, and a day at Walt Disney World where we were introduced to Space Mountain, which opened in California later that summer. B, the older nephew, was so excited that he wet his pants and my lap on the ride.
In June 1969, when my sister Donna was quite visibly pregnant with B, we had made a family visit to Disneyland with our brothers, of whom one was home on leave from the Navy to get married. Pregnant women were discouraged from going on the rougher rides. After a long wait for the Autopia, finally we reached the turnstile at the end of the line. The young attendant stopped my sister and asked, “Ma’am, are you pregnant?”
“I hope not!” Donna replied with a convincing look of shock. “My husband’s been in Vietnam for a year.” She boarded her car unimpeded.
Some people assume that southern Californians run into celebrities all the time – and occasionally we do, especially in the pursuit of recreation. I remember once we were standing in another winding line for one of the more juvenile rides in Fantasyland behind actor Ned Beatty and what appeared to be his family. My nephews recognized him as Lex Luthor’s bumbling henchman in the movie Superman (the Christopher Reeve version) and shouted, “Stupid Otis!” Some people began to hum the famous dueling banjoes theme from the infamous Deliverance, in which his role was most definitely not family-friendly. One obnoxious man, surrounded by children himself, kept repeating, “You shore got a purty mouth.” Poor Mr. Beatty looked unamused.
My son Chris was born in 1983 and I first took him to Disneyland during the Christmas season when he was two. After my marriage to his father ended the year before, we moved into my parents’ house just steps from the corner with an unobstructed view of the summer fireworks display. Another great vantage point was the McDonald’s across the street from the entrance where you can savor the full flavor of the explosions and musical accompaniment along with your Happy Meal. Perhaps it is just my sappy, sentimental streak, but Disneyland always seemed extra-magical at night or dressed up for the holidays.
New attractions had been added and I was looking at the old familiar places with fresh eyes. I could see all the fine detail and extreme care in Walt Disney’s handiwork. He understood the importance of staging an authentic scene and I believe his exhaustive production values set Disneyland above most amusement parks where the payoff is a short-lived thrill. I especially appreciated that Disneyland has always been clean, safe family fun. The Magic Kingdom has never had crowd control problems or gang-related disruptions like the others. By clean, I mean sparkling.
When Chris was nine, I started buying annual passes via my employee discount and usually just the two of us went. At first Toontown was the perfect-sized playground but he quickly outgrew it. Roger Rabbit’s CarToon Spin is like the Mad Tea Party in that you can control the spinning motion but, despite the funhouse effects, it is not anywhere near as nauseating.
The Indiana Jones Adventure is a marvel of high-tech engineering and traditional Disney Imagineering. Three slightly different tracks route you past creepy crawlies and dangerous predicaments to a thrilling conclusion.
Sometimes simplicity is best. We adored Tom Sawyer’s Island, where we could run and hide, climb rocks, explore the caves, cross the tricky suspension and pontoon bridges, and play cowboy-and-Indian in the fort.
Food remained an integral part of the entertainment. For a quick meal, we preferred the popcorn shrimp at the Harbour Galley across from Tom Sawyer's Island, which has since become a McDonald's stand. Alas, more proof that Charles Darwin and Michael Eisner were wrong.
By his 14th birthday, Chris came to prefer water parks with a good friend to Mickey Mouse with his mom. During those years, we did visit Florida a few times and really enjoyed Walt Disney World, specifically EPCOT and Typhoon Lagoon. At Disneyland Resort in California, the hours of operation are longer and the Magic Kingdom here has more rides and attractions.
We were heartened to hear of plans to add an EPCOT type park to the Disneyland Resort. Instead of WESTCOT, the Eisner brain trust selected Disney’s California Adventure, featuring prefabricated rides depicting the history and geography of California. By every standard of creative and financial success, DCA is a flop.
The reason Walt Disney bought up so much property in Florida was that he coveted some desirable farmland located half a block from Disneyland. Mr. Fujishige, the owner of the farm, always flatly refused to consider selling, but his family sold it to Disney in a heartbeat after he passed away several years ago. Reportedly Michael Eisner had plans to open a water park and/or Winnie the Pooh theme park there that were mothballed after the post-9/11 plunge in tourism.
FastPass, a 21st century innovation, is a true timesaver on high-traffic rides in the Magic Kingdom. First you check in to receive your hour-long appointment. Then you return during that hour to a short line that leads swiftly to your ride.
My brother Richard lives with us and is deaf. Disneyland hosts an annual day to honor the deaf community and this year was the first time that we attended since Luis and I married. Chris is now 21 and the cycle has begun anew – although, please God, no grandchildren until he is ready. We all rediscovered the magic together and likely will get annual passes again soon.
Whether you come for a once-in-a-lifetime memory or become a regular Disneymaniac, you owe to your inner child and your family the original Walt Disney theme park experience. You better start saving your money, though. Feel free to contact me for additional recommendations.
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